Project Runway has hit the bakeshop.
Im not sure what started it, but I looked up from filling eclairs today to find a walk-off happening across the kitchen. As per usual, it was Beyonce vs MeeMaw. Beyonce started with a sashay, twist, and pose. Pretty normal Heidi Klum stuff. Then it got interesting... MeeMaw adjusted her apron, slicked back her hair (despite it being covered by a hat), licked her gold tooth, and STRUTTED. The woman walked like John Wayne's ghetto alter-ego. When MeeMaw reached me at the end of the runway, she took in my gawking at her, and very seriously said,
"That's Jive Baby."
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