Brain Freeze

Now, I was told many times before I moved down to Louisiana that the people here are slow. I never realized how many ways this covered... They are not a quick people. I've never before been to a place where people needed to be told how to open a door... Don't worry. You are NOT locked in! Just turn the doorknob dear... Granted, I took the following picture in the freezer. Louisiana is a very warm climate, maybe the drastic and uncharacteristic change in temperature effects their cognitive abilities? The world will never know.